New Light on the Book of Revelation: The First Six Hundred Sixty-Six Days of the Clinton Presidency.
Culture of Shame: Back-Alley Abortions at BYU
“Not Just a Token”: Recollections From BYU’s Second African-American Student
Condoms or the Pill? A Quantitative Survey of Birth Control Choices at Wymount Terrace
Historical Mormons Revisited: Eliza R. Snow as a Postmodern Radical Feminazi
In Defense of Censorship: The Irrelevance of Academic Freedom
New Light on the Manifesto: Genetic Health, Rural Utah, and Inbreeding Trends
Quantifying Righteousness: A 116-Variable Model
Judging Righteous Judgment: Ten Reasons Emma Smith is Going to Hell
The Modern Mormon Romance Novel: Artless Drivel, or Soft-Core Porn?
“Give Said the Little Stream”: Wasting Water and Drought Among Utah Mormons
“Come Thou Fount” and Apostasy: The Hymnbook Committee’s Quantifiable Effect on Church Membership
Safety in Numbers: Why We Care More About Third-World Baptism Rates Than Converting Our Neighbors
Testimony Meeting as a Dying Art: Some Recent Trends
Female Sons of Perdition? Why Hillary Clinton is Not the AntiChrist
Market Failures, Monopolies, and Rent-Seeking: The BYU Bookstore as a Case Study
BYU Liberals: Tragically Misguided, or Actively Evil?
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The Book of Mormon Code Revisited: Shocking Insights From the Original Manuscript
3 comments:
Very amusing.
Other ideas:
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The Friberg Code: Shocking Hidden Messages in Mormon Art
Casting the First Stone: The Theory and Practice of Self-Righteous Condemnation
Cougareat Me: Tracking the Physiologic Effects of BYU Cafeteria Food
A Blind Taste Test of Jello With and Without Shredded Carrots
Exalting Mediocrity: Grade Inflation in the BYU Honors Program and Why It Conforms to the Parable of the Workers In the Field
Miming: A Novel Method of Teaching the Pythagorean Theorum to Kindergardeners
Don't forget:
Not My Brother's Keeper: The Mohave County Sheriff's Response to Colorado City's Rampant Sexual Misconduct
Otherwise, rolling on the floor laughing about these.
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